Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Handwriting


This was also unearthed with the unknown mammal. It seems to be an ancient language, no longer under stood by humankind. The best we can make of it is that it uses symbols and that they mean something important. Apocalyptic even.

Hair


Class: Mammalia
Order: Unknown
Genus: Unknown
Species: Unknown

New species discovered of unknown origins. From all accounts, this species is a mammal, but not much indicates this other than the structure of the being. Lack of hair is distinctive. Very distinctive. We know this much, this thing is not even remotely close to being related to humans.

Monday, March 18, 2013

On my plate.

Pardon the glare, but I have this on my plate. If you haven't already guessed, I like games. A lot. I love story-driven single-player experiences, i.e BOOKS and RPG (role-playing games), so when I had the chance to pick up a long-lost game from my childhood (the game in the jewel case, Final Fantasy Tactics), return to a console of yesteryear (through the two SNES games, Illusion of Gaia and Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars), and play, what is, hands down, one of the best (if not THE BEST) PS2 games I've ever had the chance to play (Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4). I have barely started any of these games, but if I have to choose between a small plate and a large plate, you can bet I'll go for the large plate. With mega-large fries, please.

Estimated time to be spent in each game:
Illusion of Gaia: 10-15 hours
Super Mario RPG: 25-35 hours
Final Fantasy Tactics: 35-45 hours
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 : 80-110 (!) hours.

Monday, March 11, 2013

8 P.M.

I would have gotten my clock at exactly 8, but I was getting enveloped in Looper. Such a good movie so far. Still watching it. Surprising dark, I had a few kneejerk reactions. Very violent, very shocking. A very intelligent time-travel movie to boot. Check it out. One of the best movies of last year so far, but you can't beat Dredd in terms of action, and Paranorman in terms of...well, anything. Paranorman was as close to a perfect movie as you could get, favorite movie of all time.

Worry




You try editing together audio with a program that is liable to explode at any second when dealing a few hours long podcast that requires music breaks, audio increases and decreases, and editing throughout to get rid of audio fluctuations. It's fun, but god, it is a worrisome fun.

Shadows

SPOOOOOOOOOOKY, isn't it. I love the fantastical idea behind shadows. Sure, they might be objects blocking out sunlight, but it could be so much more in a story sense. They could spirits of past lives following their current incarnation, with the shadow getting stronger with each new life. I just came up with the perfect idea for a short story, brb.

A Reflection

What was a failed picture turned into a good one. I had originally wanted to capture the camera and myself in the reflection of the monitor, but I forgot to turn off the flash. I like this result much more.

Sound.

Ah...sound. Hard to encapsulate in photo, easy in video. I love iTunes' visualizer for this kind of stuff. It isn't as boring as audio waves in Audacity, but it keeps your interest enough so that you could watch it.


In The Cupboard

You have sustenance in your cupboards? Please, use your cupboard for something truly important. Like two decades-old videogames! You got your Zeldas, your Marios, your Donkey Kongs, your...Mickey Mouse Speedway USA? (I was 5, close your orifice in your face.)

A Quiet Place

One of the things I love most about Minnesota is how quiet everything can get. The noises just disappear if you are in the right area. Makes you feel like there is no one else in the world outside of you. Unless you are with friends, then you pelt them with snowballs because winter.

Sweet

Oh yeah. Oatmeal. One of the best ways to kickstart your day. Hard to describe, easy to make. When you have the Maple & Brown Sugar, and add more sugar, you're going to have yourself a good morning. No thanks to Good Morning America, I swear they spend more time on meaningless crap than, you know, ACTUAL NEWS STORIES.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Faceless Self Portrait


This creature has saved this world on more than one occasion. You don't know it, but he saved the world from space nazi's. They live on the moon and used "The Great Dictator" as personal propaganda. (That was from a movie called Iron Sky, it is as ridiculous as it sounds.)

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Something orange.

Warning, if you have seen this person, do not accept anything he tries to sell you.
It's a ripoff. Orange things are fake and are used to show that things are fake.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Strength


The sustenance that we get me through the day. This biscuit sausage sandwich gives me the strength I need to get through the rough and tumble day that Minnesotans have. The biting cold, the snow, and the hilarious accents.

I just realized something. If I put a filter on this, I would most likely get several hundred thousand upvotes or likes, or whatever it is that instagram does because apparently, that kind of stuff is huge on Instagram.

I SHOULD HAVE PUT SOME CHEESE ON THIS THING. AND BACON.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Me and the Thirteen Things.


I have thirteen things, so let us count!

1. Gamecube that I've had since 2002.
2. Gamecube controller I've had since 2002.
3. N64 that I've had since 1997. 
4. N64 Controller I've had since 1997.
5. N64 Controller I've had since 1997.
6. N64 Controller I've had since 1997.
7. Finger I've had since 1996.
8. (Broken) SNES I've had since last week.
9. Cartridge of Legend of Zelda since 1997. It's been in my family so long that I forget that it was a pre-owned copy.l
10. PS2.
11. PS2 Controller.
12. Cartridge of Super Mario RPG that I've had since last week.
13. Bookshelf filled with over 50 different movies and games. Seven Samurai is the best movie in that shelf, right next to Spirited Away.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Sadness.






Got this SNES for my birthday. Went out to get some accessories and games for the thing. 100$ spent, only to find out the games don't load. That ruined my week. ENTIRELY.


Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Mime in a Box


Day 131 in the box : ...

Mimes don't talk silly, there isn't much he can say. But he does look awfully depressed.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Anger.


The amount of pure, unbridled rage captured in this picture is enormous. Watch as the subject can barely hold back his anger. He is so close to snapping and slapping the nearest person.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

A mess.


"Bill, can you come over here?"
"Sure, what is it George?"
"You see this picture here?"
"Yeah, it was for that person who wanted a picture of a blue sky with varying shades and hues of blue."
"Do you see the issue here?"
"No...?"
"THERE IS ORANGE IN HERE. THERE IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE, YOU IDIOT. THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE MESS. YOU'RE FIRED."

poor excuse for "a mess", yes i know it.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

What I Wore Today.


Today, my clothes tried to kill me in my sleep. I wouldn't stand for such treachery, so I stabbed the shirt and left the pants there to teach a lesson for all of the other clothes in my room. Never forget.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Hands.


Hand Turkies. They are the finest example of art ever created, next to the straight line. Hand Turkies are perhaps one of the first things young children draw, and contain so much emotion and raw power in such a simple picture.

Height.


Height. It can be rather tall in comparison to things, such as the projector to the monitors, or short, when comparing people.
This is the best post ever. Bar kitten pictures, no one can beat that.