Wednesday, February 13, 2013

What I Wore Today.


Today, my clothes tried to kill me in my sleep. I wouldn't stand for such treachery, so I stabbed the shirt and left the pants there to teach a lesson for all of the other clothes in my room. Never forget.

30 comments:

  1. it looks like your blanket is attacking your pants

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    1. YOUR CAT IS THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL.

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    2. AT LEAST MY BLANKETS AREN'T POSSESSED.

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    3. YOU TRY EXORCISING YOUR BLANKETS.
      NOT EASY.
      YOU NEED A YOUNG PRIEST AND AN OLD PRIEST, YOU FIND ONE.

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    4. THEN BURN THE THING.
      IT'S EASY TO BURN THINGS.
      AND THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLE COMBINATION. NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN.

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    5. MY BLANKET GROWLS AT ME EVERYTIME I GET NEAR IT.
      HALP.

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    6. no, no one will ever halp you.
      EVER

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    7. D:

      ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY.'
      AND ALL MY HOMIES GON' RIDE TODAY

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    8. i injected 7 whole marijuanas.
      help.

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    9. sorry, i rolled my face over the keyboard.

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    10. no you didn't, you slapped your hands on the keyboard. silly human

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