Something orange.

Warning, if you have seen this person, do not accept anything he tries to sell you.
It's a ripoff. Orange things are fake and are used to show that things are fake.

Strength

The sustenance that we get me through the day. This biscuit sausage sandwich gives me the strength I need to get through the rough and tumble day that Minnesotans have. The biting cold, the snow, and the hilarious accents.

I just realized something. If I put a filter on this, I would most likely get several hundred thousand upvotes or likes, or whatever it is that instagram does because apparently, that kind of stuff is huge on Instagram.

I SHOULD HAVE PUT SOME CHEESE ON THIS THING. AND BACON.

Me and the Thirteen Things.

I have thirteen things, so let us count!

1. Gamecube that I've had since 2002.

2. Gamecube controller I've had since 2002.

3. N64 that I've had since 1997. 

4. N64 Controller I've had since 1997.

5. N64 Controller I've had since 1997.

6. N64 Controller I've had since 1997.

7. Finger I've had since 1996.

8. (Broken) SNES I've had since last week.

9. Cartridge of Legend of Zelda since 1997. It's been in my family so long that I forget that it was a pre-owned copy.l

10. PS2.

11. PS2 Controller.

12. Cartridge of Super Mario RPG that I've had since last week.

13. Bookshelf filled with over 50 different movies and games. Seven Samurai is the best movie in that shelf, right next to Spirited Away.

Sadness.

Got this SNES for my birthday. Went out to get some accessories and games for the thing. 100$ spent, only to find out the games don't load. That ruined my week. ENTIRELY.

Mime in a Box

Day 131 in the box : ...

Mimes don't talk silly, there isn't much he can say. But he does look awfully depressed.

Anger.

The amount of pure, unbridled rage captured in this picture is enormous. Watch as the subject can barely hold back his anger. He is so close to snapping and slapping the nearest person.

A mess.

"Bill, can you come over here?"
"Sure, what is it George?"

"You see this picture here?"
"Yeah, it was for that person who wanted a picture of a blue sky with varying shades and hues of blue."

"Do you see the issue here?"
"No...?"

"THERE IS ORANGE IN HERE. THERE IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE, YOU IDIOT. THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE MESS. YOU'RE FIRED."

poor excuse for "a mess", yes i know it.

What I Wore Today.

Today, my clothes tried to kill me in my sleep. I wouldn't stand for such treachery, so I stabbed the shirt and left the pants there to teach a lesson for all of the other clothes in my room. Never forget.

Hands.

Hand Turkies. They are the finest example of art ever created, next to the straight line. Hand Turkies are perhaps one of the first things young children draw, and contain so much emotion and raw power in such a simple picture.

Height.

Height. It can be rather tall in comparison to things, such as the projector to the monitors, or short, when comparing people.

This is the best post ever. Bar kitten pictures, no one can beat that.